Me: You know Chad, your truck is nearly perfect for Wasteland Weekend.
The Chad: Wasteland Weekend? The hell is that? It's more Mad Max I think.
Me: O.o .... yup and then a couple of those rusty chains wrapped around the front bumper (pointing) and the old weathered cow skull or the boar skull there would round out the deal.
The Chad: A couple shot gun blasts would also be cool.
Me: Yes, yes it would.
The truck in question:
(I think the flat black rattle-can paint job seals the deal)